The Leg

Max wasn’t the most popular guy that ever lived, but he knew from an early age that he was gifted because his mother always told him he had a special leg. Nobody knows why Max’s mother filled her son’s mind with such nonsense, but Max believed her and it gave him a lifetime of reason and purpose for his otherwise unassuming life.

leg single-615Of course, having a special leg wasn’t without limitations, especially on job interviews and social dates when he would cut off one pant leg to showcase his most redeeming quality. Max is single and unemployed, but forever hopeful his hairy appendage will one day go down in history as the most extraordinary leg to ever walk the earth.



The Leg — 4 Comments

  1. Max’s other leg, on the other hand…hang on, can you have a leg on the other hand? Never mind, I digress…Max’s other leg forever felt overshadowed by the special leg that he insisted on always wearing his bush hat if the two were ever to be seen out together. He knew his place. Poor Max’s ‘other leg’. 🙁

    • Max has been working that hairy appendage for decades, so he knows all the angles to showcase his best asset! He’s always expecting the “right” person to walk by someday and make that leg famous.

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